10megaman

The topic title is obvious and self explanatory. It parodies spambots. Post messages here to mock and parody those cheesy spambots here.

Dark Samus

Stop the aging process.

Use the new T-Cell Formula REGENERATE, a Inovative Breaktrhough of the Umbrella Corp. Please, always check with your medic before starting treatment, some side efects may Ocurr (The efects includes Zombificacion, mutations,Head explotion and Parasites manifestation, along with lenguage changes from english to spanish)

10megaman

XD typos.

Eat more Fish!

Having Murcury in your system is very healthy! Load up on it AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE! With our groundbrekinh sciense, even YOU can glow shinny slilver! buy our Muchury TODAY! (Warning. you mau noy be abel to surviv the prosess of beinf filed with mucrury. Do not sew us fpr smy damiges you may suffer or any deths in teh famly.)

Dark Samus

Cerveza Melorto (Beer Kissmyass)

For those who want to drink a tasty (ugh) beer. Now in two new Flavors, Moka and Mocus.

Dark Samus

TNT, Acme Brand.

You need Fireworks? TNT acme comes with a Bang. The powerful patented formula make our fireworks line the best of the best.
CAUTION: always remember to TOSS the item after lit. After thrown, you have five seconds to reach the safe distance (200 metters or more) away of the explotion. Also, you have to use the Biohazard suit, some radiaton can be expelled of the Item.

Newnonimous

WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!

You can be the next generation of Mystery Science Theatre critics by watching this putrid of a movie, review and making fun of it!!!!! It's to die for!!!!

DISCLOSURE: this video can literally kill you before you can even say a single word in under a second and is not recommend for anyone other than a monkey that learn to pogo stick while eating a Rabid lizard in its generic outbreak which will lead to more deaths due to the movie.

Ugetsu

Stolen Credit Cards!
Stolen Cell Phones!!
Stolen Babies!!!
Stolen Money!!!!!
We can send you ANY of these, just use Western Union to send me $100, no questions asked, and we will gladly send you credit cards with $1000 value. If they don't work, don't worry, we can send you more for a shipping fee of $100, the second batch of cards are FREE FREE FREE.

Of course you may have to come to Cambodia where these cards are honored, but that's your problem isn't it buddy?

10megaman

I SELL STUPID PILLS, IDIOT PILLS, INCOMPETENCE PILLS, AND COMATOSE PILLS!

Hi, I'm Cladfrackenlickna.

Email me @ biltckteep@yahoo.com where we can discuss deals on my pills.
Shipping cost $20 in the U.S., and €38 in Europe.

I've got
Stupid pills
S $98 or €67
C $23 or €49
D $980 or €6777
V $300 or €883
G $123 or €876

Idiot Pills
H $98 or €23
D $49 or €23
SAH $23 or €49
GLA $98 or €67
MOL $123 or €49
BLORG $980 or €6777

Incompetence Pills
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FBL $123 or €49
HDC $67 or €98
ADC $98340 or €67987
FCDC $883 or €300
ALGCE $49 or €23

Comatose pikls
CGBS $883 or €300
HD $67987 or €98340
FYU $67 or €98
BTCG $49 or €123
CJGD $89 or €49
ACDF $6777 or €980
ABCLO $30 or €2010
ANGLO $98340 or €67987

PILLS WILL AD TO INTELLIGENCE IQ BY 20% AND SUBRACKT IDIOTIC IQ BY 48%!

DONT BELIVE ME, TY THEM!
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Note: CASH ONLY! NO CREDIT CARDS!

IF YOU'RE NOT SATSFRIED, JUM POFF A BRIDGE AND FLY!!!

Ugetsu

Anybody who sends money to these spammers has NO need for stupid pills...

10megaman

(Stay on topic, Ugetsu. Create a spambot parody.)

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Shipping costs $23 or €34

Hi, I'm Caldfreclnickna!

Email me @ bilttkceep@yaho.com where we can discuss deals on UgetsuOnTopic.

I sell CDZ, ABC, and ACDC UgetsuOnTopics.

CDZ $23 or €98340
ABC $6777 or €3230
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If you're not completely satisfied, throw UgetsuOnTopic out the window and throw the shards of glass at your neighbor's fence. Then, add a few d ropes of your blood onto your UgetsuOnTopic and ship it back.

NO REFUDNS!