Dark Samus

This is kinda joke section that I just wanted to create, imagine that everyone here have RPG stats,such HP, MP, Strength, Speed etc, and post them here. I know, this is stupid, buy it's funny too, or at least that's what I think.I will start now.





NAME: Dark Samus

HP: 3007

STRENGTH: 1083

SPEED: 2390

DEFENSE: 360

ACCURACY: 52

SPECIAL: High control of Phazon. Above average artistic talent. Too emotional for her own good. Likes loli and yuri, dislikes the Skirts.

As yo can see, I see myself with low defense (I am a not too strong girl), I can't have a high defense, but I must admit that I'm very quick when I run. Even tough, my precision with the Wiizaper and Toy weapons is good. Share you stats, friends.

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nitrogen

Come on! At least make the stats stay within a reasonable limit, or specify what the highest possible values are. The way you lot are posted them they are meaningless.

I'll post mine later once I have come up with something suitable.

'Freedom of expression is the foundation of human rights, the source of humanity, and the mother of truth. To strangle freedom of speech is to trample on human rights, stifle humanity, and suppress truth.' - Liu Xiaobo

Dark Samus

Well, with the exception of the Strength and Speed, everything looks normal. Just remember, must RPG games only feature two-digits number for accuracy and a even lower number for Luck. Stats are the reflect of ourselves as Otakus. So everyone, try to make a good explanation.

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Newnonimous

Yeah you're right guys, i'll play by you're rules so how's this:

NAME: Newnonimous

HP: 9999

STRENGTH: 4807

SPEED: 3400

DEFENSE: 2509

ACCURACY: 72

ABILITIES: Breaking the forth wall, psychic powers, super flight, elemental powers and super human attributes

SIGNATURE SPECIAL: ?????

And just so you guys know the new generation RPG games nowadays can allow you to have broken stats like the one i posted the first time; heres a few examples: WoW, Final Fantasy XIII, Eternal Sonata. But i understand that i must limit myself so i hope these changes are fine with you.

Armonía y discordia son arbitrarias, 無意味な概念...

EmptySlash

NAME: EmptySlash

HP: 0

STRENGTH: 0

SPEED: 0

DEFENSE: 0

ACCURACY: 0

SPECIAL: Has no physical body. Exists only on the intarwebz, and thus cannot be harmed by normal means. Can read staggeringly vast amounts of lolicon in mere moments.

If I grieve, if I grieve, can my heart turn white?

Dark Samus

So Slash, you are a ethereal being that can't exist in the physical World without a Vessel? That's good and bad....good because you can't be harmed, and bad because you can't hurt anyone.

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EmptySlash

I don't wanna hurt anyone, I just want to live in peace, harmony, and loli.

If I grieve, if I grieve, can my heart turn white?

10megaman

Allow me to demonstrate:

Name: 10MM.

All stats: Overpowered.

Abilities: Overpowered.

Notes: 10megaman godmodes too much...

Newnonimous

Impressive, however my stats are virtually limitless which is why I limit myself to this posts expectation

Armonía y discordia son arbitrarias, 無意味な概念...

Dark Samus

--.--U um......MM-San....please, adapt your stats to a better measure.....Anybody here can't be Almighty, you know, and regulary the RPG characters can't have that kind of power unless they get some unlimiters, but then again, they even have a limit.

La Oscuridad en el Corazón es igual a la Luz en el Alma